Please post your version of the sirens' song here. Make sure that your song is at least four quatrains long and has end rhyme. I'm looking forward to reading your songs!
Over here, turn this way, Come here and stay a while, Let this be your lazy day, Where you don't even walk a mile.
Relax here and enjoy your stay, From here on out- your work is done, A quiet, relaxing area for you to lay, You won't have to listen to anyone.
Let us not forget about modern day, How technology has advanced oh so far, Everything near you so you don't have to fray, Anything you want, nothing is enough.
This is the song that we sing, Only the best we bring, O' child, Where the days always feel like spring, And life here is quite mild.
This way, oh turn your cars, United State's Glory, All our girls shine like stars, It's better than a story.
You will be married to a beauty, Lotus Flowers will ensure youth, Your meals will be quite fruity, Your love life will be better than a kissing booth.
Thirty minutes of hot water will ensure cleanth and freshness, With any frangrance imagined in your dreams, Our voices will keep you away from deafness, Your life will be as wonderful as it seems.
Ninja training will ensure defense, You will never be in a bend, You will analyze to make sense, We will make every lend.
what you seek is hear my friend. we will love and guide you til the end. the end of time, love you shall recieve. just come, see us, for a gift you can retrieve.
just come, stay and never go away. for you will never be alone, or cry or even groan
we, as you can see is want you to be happy. happiness and joy, if you come by and your pain will go away, and our love for you will never die.
a gift that you can only get from us. a one life time opportunity, that has no need to discuss come join us and you shall see. see how this was meant to be.
You're not one for the real world, You're more a fan of Hogwarts. You want to ride on the special train The one that departs from London, where it rains
You quite fancy Quidditch, Always wishing to be a Seeker. I know you fancy a lad, When you see him, you're quite glad.
I know you're quite in love, with the idea of Dark Magic. But darling, it's quite frightening Thinking of it creates in my throat, a tightening.
I know your love for magic, It'll make you a great wizard. I know some spells are complicated, but please don't get so frustrated.
Things will look up, I know this for sure. Love, don't be discouraged, Instead, be quite ENcouraged.
Come with us, child Child so sweet Safe and happy you will be As you row, you will see How calming an island can be
As Toby or Chugga or Chester See Join you in clearing lines, On TetrisFriends on Mac or PC Whether you win, lose, or tie You'll never be able to say "goodbye"
As sweet music flow through your veins At rest, your body and mind can remain Let your urges guide you toward us And you shall be welcomed without a fuss
Oh, little child, you should've been more clever Now you shall stay with us forever
Come this way, please bend your will. you have traveled far, let this end your journey. i shall nourish your appetite, so you get your fill. join me, let us be together in eternal glory.
The way to enlightenment is over here you have many games to play you will never have to fear for you will not get hit by the waylay
If wealth and fortune is what you seek please don't look far, for i am what you seek. Come over here and take a slight peek as what you see will fill you with glee
Although you may not think this true i can your dreams digress into reality and with your party we shall go wading through eternal glory as we all go and find your kitty
Come this way fore there are great men And on these great men lie big muscles With these men you don't have to tell them again Trust me this isn't a hustle
Justin Bieber is here With his amazing locks of hair But do not fret my dear You do not have to share
Also lies Taylor Lautner His big muscles, and tight t-shirts This makes him look even hotter Don't worry oh girl, he won't let you get hurt
Once you dock upon this land You'll find the Twilight cast Your time with them will not be bland And you'll say you found them at last
Now you see the reasons to come An awsome family, and hot muscely men So don't be a bum, and act like a chum Once you arrive, good fortune will find you then.
Come to us, oh great one, Join us in our enclave. Rest your head in the sun; Sleep now and be saved.
You've worked for this, You need to break, Your job, you will never miss Join us for your own sake.
Come and hear our sweet tones. Come relax in bliss. No longer will you answer phones. We know you pine for this
The weight on your soul cannot be born alone, Yet we can relieve it with our tones. You've done your duties for the day, Now let us take the pain away.
As a side note I have thought of modern harpies as machines used by thieves, which I have decided to call Vultures, to steal your possessions. Just a thought.
Come to me with that heart of fire For I know that I am your desire I have a body that is envious to all And if you come, money is railfall
Just as the snake offered her the apple, I shall give you Kiwi-Strawberry Snapple. I know what you like to eat, And if you come here now, there;ll be endless amounts of meat
Is luxury your dearest wish? If so, you can be fed on a golden dish. A palace for a queen is your given right Come hither now, I won't bite.
All this I offer to you and more It's everything that you adore Split a Toblerone and have a chat And later, one of us will have a snack.
Hey, you on that boat, Why are you stuck in a rut I know you can float With your big O' gut
We have all of your favorite 80's rock We have all of the songs from Guns N' Roses So why don't you swim up to the dock The smell of our food fills everyone's noses
We have unlimited ice-cream We also have a lot of steak You can eat until you are about to scream Everything we make here is always freshly baked
We have a goal so you can play basketball Just tie your boat over here in the rocks The court is just down the hall If you will hurry, I'll pass you the rock
I am the Siren of the sea, Toss your cares, come be with me, No more let troubles and worry win out, I'll make you smile and never pout.
Forget about your daily homework, Just be concerned with your self worth, Now go tell all the teachers that you see, You, my love, have somewhere else to be.
Don't even take the time to call home, Just travel at once to where the sea foams, The turquoise water the pearl white sand, I will wait there for you my seafaring man.
You are so tall, so smart, so strong, I ache for you, don't bid me wait long. Where the sky meets the sea, There together we two shall be.
Come to our island where football games aren't rigged Here is where the Giants aren't that big On this island the Patriots rule Come here where the Giants are uncool
We have plenty of party food Here Tom Brady won't get booed You can't possibly like Eli Manning Her it's almost as illegal as tanning
Patriots should've won the Super Bowl Come see us and we'll give you a car so you can roll Don't worry about the mafia they're not here They paid Wes Welker to drop the pass that was so dear
Come here and you'll get a million bucks Somethin the Giants don't have because they suck Come and you'll get the ultimate dinner We want you because you like the Patriots which makes you a winner
Come hitherto, oh seeker Zadonquez Charmed magic shall be yours the Charmed ones so sayeth With us, we guarantee you won't become a Fez With us, you shall have the power to vanquish the monolith.
On our isle, we'll have anything your heart shall so desire You'll finally be able know the passion of love's fire These things, we proclaim because we long for you Just as you long for us Where we are, you'll get to see some real live caribou.
You'll finally be able to silence all those voices in your head The ones that have been tormenting you, filling you with dread. Here you'll find happyness, if you'll only seek. For we invite into our "circle" anyone who's meek.
With us you'll be safe from the zombie apocalypse Where you'll be free to play video games to your hearts content Regularly you'll be able to visit Great Clips Here you'll have the power to tell anyone who can't stand to go "GET BENT"!
Come hitherto, oh seeker Zadonquez. Charmed magic shall be yours, the Charmed Ones so sayeth. With us, we guarantee you won't become a "Fez". With us, you'll have the power to vanquish the monolith.
Come escape your troubles with all the gorgeous women. These women long for you always. We are confident you'll rate them all a ten out of ten. Come stay with us will the end of days.
On our isle, we'll have anything your heart shall so desire. You'll finally be able to feel the passion of love's fire. These things we proclaim because we long for you. Just as you long for us. Where we are, you'll get to see some real live caribou.
All the music you love: Skillet, Linkin Park, and the like, Shall play for your delight. Jumping for joy, you'll embrace your inner tike. Join us, and you'll get a kite.
When you come to our shore, you'll be just like a kid in a candy store. After your wishes are fulfilled, you'll be wanting more and more. The catch is, you're going to be killed.
You'll finally be able to silence all those voices in your head. The ones that have been tormenting you, filling you with dread. Here you'll find happyness, if you'll only seek, For we invite into our "circle" anyone who's meek.
Dear, come to us
ReplyDeletePlease no need to fuss
We will be there
So have no care
You may rest
In this wonderful nest
We will treat
Until your defeat
We will hold you close
So let's raise a toast
To your happy beginning
Because soon you will be singing
Here no school
You fool
No love here
So have no fear
We have food
So don't be crude
Here is chocolate
At least you are not desolate
Here's Christina's and mine Siren Song.
ReplyDeleteCome and rest by us
Weary traveling girl,
Hear our sweet voices
Clear as a lustrous pearl.
Hot pizza's here
With chilled ice cream
Come join us my dear,
You're hungry it seems.
We don't mean to flaunt
But there's no need to go,
Ask for whatever you want,
And it shall be so.
Over here, turn this way,
ReplyDeleteCome here and stay a while,
Let this be your lazy day,
Where you don't even walk a mile.
Relax here and enjoy your stay,
From here on out- your work is done,
A quiet, relaxing area for you to lay,
You won't have to listen to anyone.
Let us not forget about modern day,
How technology has advanced oh so far,
Everything near you so you don't have to fray,
Anything you want, nothing is enough.
This is the song that we sing,
Only the best we bring, O' child,
Where the days always feel like spring,
And life here is quite mild.
This way, oh turn your cars,
ReplyDeleteUnited State's Glory,
All our girls shine like stars,
It's better than a story.
You will be married to a beauty,
Lotus Flowers will ensure youth,
Your meals will be quite fruity,
Your love life will be better than a kissing booth.
Thirty minutes of hot water will ensure cleanth and freshness,
With any frangrance imagined in your dreams,
Our voices will keep you away from deafness,
Your life will be as wonderful as it seems.
Ninja training will ensure defense,
You will never be in a bend,
You will analyze to make sense,
We will make every lend.
Oh, Listen my dear
ReplyDeletePlease come to my island
You'll rule bow and spear
All music you'll hear
There will be chocolate fountains
with no bugs around them
And with pretty mountains
we will say that you found them
There will be many bunnies
And mp3 toilets
You will have the best Trombone
But you don't have to oil it
You will see clouds of Oprah
And rivers of Tyra
Many roses of Rosie
with Dr. Phil bowing at your feet
By Whitney Watters
ReplyDeleteCome, turn your boat ashore
Live a life of peace
On this earthen land
All your worries now at ease.
Newest technologies are close to none
Cities are no more
Cars and non-existant
Come, turn your boat ashore
Nature is in dominance
golden and silver light over earth
Bird chirping in the morn
More than riches this life is worth
Fights at home are gone for good
Only natures melodious sounds
Will ring throughout night and day
Till you are sunken in the ground
Here with the one you call your love
Happiness ringing at the door
Hiking the woods with your family
Come, turn your boat ashore
Though you are young and weary
ReplyDeleteWe know you are sick
You want to see more clearly
Don't worry there is a chick flick
You can sleep all you want
Don't worry there's no school
Go ahead and flaunt
You are so cool
You can have an underwater Mustang
Or even a truck
Here;s a Chinese man named Chung Chang
There are holes,be careful don't get stuck
Chug Chang cooks
He's the best over here
He has good looks
He also makes the best deer.
We have your cat,
ReplyDeleteAnd it had kitties,
There's enough to fill whole cities!
They are fluffy and furry.
Look at all the felines,
They are nice and furry,
And alwyas purry.
Way better than porcupines!
I kinow you love kittens,
Something of which we have many.
With calicos and tuxedos aplenty.
All of them as soft as mittens.
Look at all these purrbuckets,
All of them your favorite kind,
We promise we won't waste away your mind,
So come look at these furrbuckets!
Come to us
DeleteWe have many turtles
Listen to us you must
For they have tiny girdles
Come to the sea
Many things to keep
Everything you need
Even the Volkswagen that beeps
Come to the shore
Where there are no limits
We have everyting and more
Along with hour long minutes
Come to the ocean
To have fun whenever
and where you can take a potion
To live forever
what you seek is hear my friend.
Deletewe will love and guide you til the end.
the end of time, love you shall recieve.
just come, see us, for a gift you can retrieve.
just come, stay
and never go away.
for you will never be alone,
or cry or even groan
we, as you can see
is want you to be happy.
happiness and joy, if you come by
and your pain will go away,
and our love for you will never die.
a gift that you can only get from us.
a one life time opportunity,
that has no need to discuss
come join us and you shall see.
see how this was meant to be.
Yo dawg just turn around
ReplyDeleteCome stay in my great town
It's what you want to do
Bank's open to you too
Minecraft is fully free
Brand new Porches, you get three
You bought out LucasArts
Starwars sales off the charts
A twelve foot six big screen
New custom fit blue jeans
10 ATV's for you
And cows that don't say moo
Shoot trap and skeet galore
The rain won't ever pour
You're always in first place
And never lose a race
Gentlemen, please hear my song
ReplyDeleteYou sailors need reprieve;
We’ll make you each a demigod
If only you’ll believe.
No human feat eludes your grasp
No limits fix your strength;
No knowledge won’t be yours to know
Your fame will spread at length.
Your judgement will be fair and just
You’ll only see the truth;
Your soul transcends both life and death
And gains eternal youth.
All mortal men shall heed thy name
In years to come and leave;
We’ll make you each a demigod
If only you’ll believe.
You're not one for the real world,
ReplyDeleteYou're more a fan of Hogwarts.
You want to ride on the special train
The one that departs from London, where it rains
You quite fancy Quidditch,
Always wishing to be a Seeker.
I know you fancy a lad,
When you see him, you're quite glad.
I know you're quite in love,
with the idea of Dark Magic.
But darling, it's quite frightening
Thinking of it creates in my throat, a tightening.
I know your love for magic,
It'll make you a great wizard.
I know some spells are complicated,
but please don't get so frustrated.
Things will look up,
I know this for sure.
Love, don't be discouraged,
Instead, be quite ENcouraged.
:3
Harry Potterrrrrr. <3
YAY!!!! This is awesome haha! xD
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Forever look this way,
ReplyDeleteHear our beloved song,
Moreover hear us say,
Riches and wealth among.
No worries of travel,
Embrace the feeling,
Make wishes unravel,
Riches and wealth appealing.
Strong you will be,
On the highest throne,
Our eyes can see,
Shall this be known?
We look at you sitting,
With money to burn,
Your lifestyle's a fitting,
A soul yet to yearn.
Open your eyes,
And view the lands,
Look up to the skies,
With power in hands.
Come with us, child
ReplyDeleteChild so sweet
Safe and happy you will be
As you row, you will see
How calming an island can be
As Toby or Chugga or Chester See
Join you in clearing lines,
On TetrisFriends on Mac or PC
Whether you win, lose, or tie
You'll never be able to say "goodbye"
As sweet music flow through your veins
At rest, your body and mind can remain
Let your urges guide you toward us
And you shall be welcomed without a fuss
Oh, little child, you should've been more clever
Now you shall stay with us forever
Here, here,
ReplyDeleteWe have candy,
We'll leer you clear,
You'll feel so dandy, consuming sweet, sweet candy.
Video games, movies, tasty chicken and more!
We'll give you all the lore~
So come sweet child
Don't be so mild
We know you want to escape into your dreams,
So come with us we'll help you by singing
So come closer child,
And don't be so mild.
We know you resist
But please don't dis
Our lovely song
We won't bite your head off~
Come join us under the oceaN,
ReplyDeleteThere is no need for emotioN.
You can wear a kilT
Without feeling any guilT.
We have nice sandy beacheS
Which are filled with PeacheS.
Here under the suN,
You can have some fuN.
There won't be any meN,
For it would be weird theN.
We won't use hand sanitizeR
As a makeshift tranquilizeR.
There will be fried chickeN.
Hopefully your heart will still be tickiN'.
No one will rain on your paradE,
Because we have Kool AiD.
Don't worry, we don't bitE.
(At least until its nighT).
Turn this way.
ReplyDeleteWe call you now.
No need to flee.
We seek to wow.
Want to travel?
It's a breeze.
We're travel agents;
Explore with ease.
No need to pack;
Just teleport.
To London, Paris,
Alaskan ports.
Miss your friends,
Your family, your man?
Not to worry.
Go with, they can.
Your hunky husband
Won't have to teach.
He'll travel with you.
Life'll be a peach!
Gaining weight?
No worries; won't happen.
Ice-cream, bread -
Eat it all, start nappin'.
Butterfingers,
Pizza, and Pie -
No need to limit.
You'll never die.
And when you return
Puppies for you!
All rescued dogs,
Plus your Roonie-Roo!
Play and cuddle.
No tears, just smiles.
You've saved them all
Across the miles.
So come to our isle.
It's a paradise.
Perfect for you;
Don't think twice!
In the meadows filled with love
ReplyDeleteWe give to you a soothing touch
We sing to you from above
It does not cost you much
Peaceful as can be
All the wonders you can think
An irresistible dream
All can go away with just one simple blink
Come to us with loving charm
Listen to our beautiful tune
For we mean you no harm
You shall be with us soon
Waiting with your glory
It is for told your prophecy
Do not give a face of worry
To be alone with the sea
Come this way, please bend your will.
ReplyDeleteyou have traveled far, let this end your journey.
i shall nourish your appetite, so you get your fill.
join me, let us be together in eternal glory.
The way to enlightenment is over here
you have many games to play
you will never have to fear
for you will not get hit by the waylay
If wealth and fortune is what you seek
please don't look far, for i am what you seek.
Come over here and take a slight peek
as what you see will fill you with glee
Although you may not think this true
i can your dreams digress into reality
and with your party we shall go wading through
eternal glory as we all go and find your kitty
In these woods they sit and wait
ReplyDeleteFor sweet young women to meet their fate
Caught up by darkness and mysterious ways
Hooping for love and endless days
With thoughts of love and timeless life
They have no cares of pending strife
Calling them with eyes of gold
Beckoning with hearts so cold
They sing to them a silent song
Not caring for what's right or wrong
Attempting to increase their kind
Speaking only through heart and mind
So come fair maidens we beg of thee
To show you what this life can be
Like endless waves upon the shore
Unending life ever more
Twilight Vampires :|>
Come this way fore there are great men
ReplyDeleteAnd on these great men lie big muscles
With these men you don't have to tell them again
Trust me this isn't a hustle
Justin Bieber is here
With his amazing locks of hair
But do not fret my dear
You do not have to share
Also lies Taylor Lautner
His big muscles, and tight t-shirts
This makes him look even hotter
Don't worry oh girl, he won't let you get hurt
Once you dock upon this land
You'll find the Twilight cast
Your time with them will not be bland
And you'll say you found them at last
Now you see the reasons to come
An awsome family, and hot muscely men
So don't be a bum, and act like a chum
Once you arrive, good fortune will find you then.
Noah's Siren Song
ReplyDeleteCome to us, oh great one,
Join us in our enclave.
Rest your head in the sun;
Sleep now and be saved.
You've worked for this,
You need to break,
Your job, you will never miss
Join us for your own sake.
Come and hear our sweet tones.
Come relax in bliss.
No longer will you answer phones.
We know you pine for this
The weight on your soul cannot be born alone,
Yet we can relieve it with our tones.
You've done your duties for the day,
Now let us take the pain away.
As a side note I have thought of modern harpies as machines used by thieves, which I have decided to call Vultures, to steal your possessions. Just a thought.
Voyager of the sea.
ReplyDeleteTurn your ship this way,
In the direction of a PS3.
The last one you can play.
Sweet music we sing to satisfy your crave,
For rich and melodious tones,
Telling of the wealthy and the brave.
Even tasty ice cream cones.
The air tastes like sweet honey,
And the ocean is a perfect blue.
The cave is full of gold money.
It even has some pizza too.
Come this way brave sailor,
To a life of luxury.
This isn't a rundown trailer.
This is a cave of mystery.
Come to me with that heart of fire
ReplyDeleteFor I know that I am your desire
I have a body that is envious to all
And if you come, money is railfall
Just as the snake offered her the apple,
I shall give you Kiwi-Strawberry Snapple.
I know what you like to eat,
And if you come here now, there;ll be endless amounts of meat
Is luxury your dearest wish?
If so, you can be fed on a golden dish.
A palace for a queen is your given right
Come hither now, I won't bite.
All this I offer to you and more
It's everything that you adore
Split a Toblerone and have a chat
And later, one of us will have a snack.
Come and seek us in our crystal cave
ReplyDeleteIt's your creativity we crave.
Here you walk in guitar gardens,
Joining us wouldn't be a sin.
But the mystery will remain hidden,
unless you join us fair maiden.
Your happiness won't be forbidden,
Our land is home to lava pools,
So please don't be a fool.
Don't let our island pass you by.
Here you'll find giant lily pads,
Surely that's no reason to be sad.
We promise this island isn't bad,
Here there is every reason to be glad.
Hey, you on that boat,
ReplyDeleteWhy are you stuck in a rut
I know you can float
With your big O' gut
We have all of your favorite 80's rock
We have all of the songs from Guns N' Roses
So why don't you swim up to the dock
The smell of our food fills everyone's noses
We have unlimited ice-cream
We also have a lot of steak
You can eat until you are about to scream
Everything we make here is always freshly baked
We have a goal so you can play basketball
Just tie your boat over here in the rocks
The court is just down the hall
If you will hurry, I'll pass you the rock
Let me sing to you
ReplyDeleteand bring you joy
stay with us here
and stay forever a boy
a boy with wisdom,
happy with brothers
a mother a father
and all the others
money is plenty
wishes are granted
never a need
for grief or panic
so put up your sails
and sail towards me
so you may live
for all eternity
The Siren of the Sea
ReplyDeleteI am the Siren of the sea,
Toss your cares, come be with me,
No more let troubles and worry win out,
I'll make you smile and never pout.
Forget about your daily homework,
Just be concerned with your self worth,
Now go tell all the teachers that you see,
You, my love, have somewhere else to be.
Don't even take the time to call home,
Just travel at once to where the sea foams,
The turquoise water the pearl white sand,
I will wait there for you my seafaring man.
You are so tall, so smart, so strong,
I ache for you, don't bid me wait long.
Where the sky meets the sea,
There together we two shall be.
Come to the ocean blue,
ReplyDeletehear a song from me to you.
The way of sea,
the heart of life,
together we’ll have no plight.
Family’s shall come together.
Lots of hope,
Lots of treasure.
Life shall be another float,
Lifting higher altogether.
Broken hearts,
forgone dreams,
we’ll meet them,
By no means.
Wishes won’t,
Compromise,
the bliss of our soul.
joyfulness is no sorrow,
together we could be forever,
your life would be a blissful treasure,
spreading joy and heart together.
Come dance with me.
ReplyDeleteGirl I dance like Adam Sevani,
And look like Adam Levine.
We'll dance on the big screen.
I'll have all the sweets in the world.
You're my one and only girl.
I'll be your valentine,
If you'll be mine.
We'll cuddle on an open fire,
With you is my desire.
Who can love you like I?
Not anyone from the ground to the sky.
All this will be yours,
If you come here instead of the shores.
Come dance then relax in my arms.
Baby I'll keep you safe from all harm.
Come hither,
Where you'll never die nor wither,
But live with me,
And be young, wild, and free.
A scrawny, hot, Tim look-alike merman/siren's song for luring Ali :D
ReplyDeleteDearest Ali, listen here
We all know you, dear
your head, your heart
we know every part
and your desires, they're very clear
with us, you'd have nothing to fear
just trust us, dear Ali
we'd over come and mountain or valley
for you, Ali, we have everything you love
unicorns, Tim Tuley, music, and beyond&above
you could do anything here
darling, dont shed another tear
Just be with us
no need to fuss
or ever think about it
dont use your wit
Dearest Ali, listen here
we all know you dear
your head, your heart
we know every part
doesnt it all sound so nice
Ali, you're just so cool like ice
we want you here bad
you'll be with Tim too, that smokin' young lad
We will have all that you crave
from your worldly troubles, we'll save
nothing but fun and joy
you'll have here with that amazing boy
Come on, sweet Ali
this is all up alley
this is all you could ever want
it's a little blunt
Dearest Ali, listen here
we all knonw you, dear
your head, your heart
we know every part
This is great. xD
DeleteCome to our island where football games aren't rigged
ReplyDeleteHere is where the Giants aren't that big
On this island the Patriots rule
Come here where the Giants are uncool
We have plenty of party food
Here Tom Brady won't get booed
You can't possibly like Eli Manning
Her it's almost as illegal as tanning
Patriots should've won the Super Bowl
Come see us and we'll give you a car so you can roll
Don't worry about the mafia they're not here
They paid Wes Welker to drop the pass that was so dear
Come here and you'll get a million bucks
Somethin the Giants don't have because they suck
Come and you'll get the ultimate dinner
We want you because you like the Patriots which makes you a winner
We can play ball day.
ReplyDeleteAnd not pick any hay.
We can have cookies.
Whatever you please.
It's whatever you want okay?
We can nap
And wouldn't look at any map.
We can swim
And hang on a lim.
You can ever wear mt hoodie and cap.
Before it showers
We can pick some flowers.
You will never cry,
I promise to never even tyr.
I will never use my powers.
We can play
And swim in the bay.
We can laugh and smile.
And run ever mile.
You can do whatever you may
Come hitherto, oh seeker Zadonquez
ReplyDeleteCharmed magic shall be yours the Charmed ones so sayeth
With us, we guarantee you won't become a Fez
With us, you shall have the power to vanquish the monolith.
On our isle, we'll have anything your heart shall so desire
You'll finally be able know the passion of love's fire
These things, we proclaim because we long for you
Just as you long for us
Where we are, you'll get to see some real live caribou.
You'll finally be able to silence all those voices in your head
The ones that have been tormenting you, filling you with dread.
Here you'll find happyness, if you'll only seek.
For we invite into our "circle" anyone who's meek.
With us you'll be safe from the zombie apocalypse
Where you'll be free to play video games to your hearts content
Regularly you'll be able to visit Great Clips
Here you'll have the power to tell anyone who can't stand to go "GET BENT"!
Come hitherto, oh seeker Zadonquez.
Charmed magic shall be yours, the Charmed Ones so sayeth.
With us, we guarantee you won't become a "Fez".
With us, you'll have the power to vanquish the monolith.
Come escape your troubles with all the gorgeous women.
These women long for you always.
We are confident you'll rate them all a ten out of ten.
Come stay with us will the end of days.
On our isle, we'll have anything your heart shall so desire.
You'll finally be able to feel the passion of love's fire.
These things we proclaim because we long for you.
Just as you long for us.
Where we are, you'll get to see some real live caribou.
All the music you love: Skillet, Linkin Park, and the like,
Shall play for your delight.
Jumping for joy, you'll embrace your inner tike.
Join us, and you'll get a kite.
When you come to our shore,
you'll be just like a kid in a candy store.
After your wishes are fulfilled,
you'll be wanting more and more.
The catch is, you're going to be killed.
You'll finally be able to silence all those voices in your head.
The ones that have been tormenting you, filling you with dread.
Here you'll find happyness, if you'll only seek,
For we invite into our "circle" anyone who's meek.
Come with us
ReplyDeleteand let your troubles be gone
you can do what you want to
all day long
everything and everyone for which you care
is already here with us
so when you decide to come
you need not ever fuss
let all your deppressions,
and all of your stress
be unfound forever,
be lost in a mess
you will never again
feel hunger or pain
they will not be an issue
you won't curse them in vain
The siren song thingy
ReplyDeleteHello young traveler!
Please look this way.
My friends and I
have something to say.
What is wrong boy?
You seem real tense.
What pain are you feeling
that is so immense?
Are you bound to that boat
with strict rules forced to follow?
Is that which keeps you afloat
make your soul lifeless and hallow?
Then abandon that vessel!
It brings nothing but pain.
Come stay here with us
and freedom you shall gain.
We are here to fulfill
all your wishes and desires.
Listen to our voices
do we sound like liars?
We shall bring all your friends
and you'll have such a blast!
And when they all leave
you shall have rest at last...
And when you awaken,
before you get any thinner,
we will cook up a meal
and have you for dinner!
*The last line consists of multiple meanings, choose the most gruesome one.*