Please post your awesome limerick here! Make sure it contains all of the traditional characteristics.
1) One complete thought!
2) Humorous
3) Set rhyme scheme (aabba)
4) Set rhythmic pattern - anapestic meter (unstressed, unstressed, stressed)
There once was a girl with blue hair
ReplyDeleteShe ate a really big pair
She swollowed it whole
then threw up in a bowl
She became bulemic right there
Yesterday I walked into class
ReplyDeletethen everyone started to laugh
I looked all around
and then I looked down
and realized my pants were glass!
Lizards
ReplyDeletethere once was a lizard of past
whose species did not really last
a meteor came
the answer was lame
and the lizard he needed a cast
Roll Jack
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There once was a boy named Jack
Who ate lots and got really fat
He rolled down the hill
Like Jack did with Jill
And at the bottom he went splat!
Coreys
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These tacos arent sweet!
The taco was filled with good meat
However it was made by Pete
Pete sucks at his tacos
Because he plays morrocas
And produces them all with his feet.
There was a boy, who was trying to holla
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He really was broke
And it was NO joke
All that he had was a dolla
:)
An original by Kamica and Esther (C)
Haiku:
ReplyDeleteChuck Norris, Mister
T, and Jesus all have beards.
Isn't that awesome?
Limerick:
There once was a man with no soul,
He than ran into a pole,
He awoke with a fright,
In the middle of the night,
So now he has a random mole.
There once was a Kanga named Roo
ReplyDeleteWho danced himself all the way through
He went through the T.V.
There he found a small bee
And the small bee made him go achoo
There once was a British fellow.
ReplyDeleteA train passed by with a bellow.
Little did he know,
That his foot was below.
And a band started playing the cellow.
Mrs. Davis this is just for you.
ReplyDeleteLimericks are better than Haikus.
Just make sure it rhymes.
And all is in time.
Now I will work on my Haiku!
By Rachel and Tayler :)
there once was a girl with the flu
ReplyDeleteshe dreampt she was eating the crew
she awoke with a fright in the middle of the night
to find that her dream had come true
Aaron Logan and Haley Bagwell's Limerick-
ReplyDeleteThere once was a man from France
A monkey taught him how to dance
He went to the ball
In the middle of the fall
To see that he put on no pants
(no grammar nazis please)
"Lark Song"
ReplyDeleteThere was once a lark who would sing,
About a shiny diamond ring,
He stole it from a girl,
Whose hair was all a twirl,
And now he wears it upon his wing. <3
Bob
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There once was a man named Bob
who was really just a blob
He tried to run away,
but couldn't last a day,
And now he doesn't have a job.
There once was a guy named Jeff.
ReplyDeleteHe did not like the guy Corey Neff.
They made up and became happy.
but in the end they were both sad and deaf.
I helped Ben B.
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ReplyDeleteI once had a crazy pet lion.
ReplyDeleteHe was mean and was always crying.
He tore up my house,
and ate my pet mouse.
He's getting sold. Anybody buying?
:)
There once was a man named Joe Poke,
ReplyDeleteWho was arrested for selling some coke.
With no hesitation,
He was put on probation,
But now from his dream he awoke.
There once was a big jumbo shrimp
ReplyDeleteWho felt he was just like a pimp
He tried hard to fly
Or else he would die
And the thought of it made him limp.
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ReplyDeleteKarla's Limerick
ReplyDeleteThere once was a cool English class
To write two poems, their teacher asked
A haiku and lim-rick
The last made me sick
I'm not Irish, so next time, I'll pass
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Karla's Haiku
The speedin squirrel
Raced up a giant oak tree
Freaked out a robin
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TEEHEE!!!!
BOOYAHRIFIC!!!!!!!!
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ReplyDelete(HOE as In Gardening Tool People :))
ReplyDeleteBased On My Doggie Hunter (Bo)
There once was a puppy named bo
He had an awesome Hoe
He lived on a farm
With Oh so much charm
Unfortauntly he ended up a Hobo
Bogart May
ReplyDeleteThere once was a scary old bogart
who lived in horts.the castle at Hogwarts
Malfoy went exploring all day
in the search of bogart May.
He found her in his shorts.
Swimming Swede
ReplyDeleteThere once was a Swede with a smile
who laughed and danced all the while
he jumped and proclaimed
wihtout any shame
I swam with the fish of the Nile.
My Friend
ReplyDeleteMy friend, he farted and died
at the funeral nobody cried
the casket was dropped
and a stinky pop
it must have been all that pie.
o leom helped me
ReplyDeleteThere Once Was A Girl Who Lusted
ReplyDeleteOver A Guy Whom She Really Trusted
In The Hall , He Came Around
She Happened To Look Down
Nevermind , His Shoes Were All Busted .!
: )
Drew
ReplyDeleteThere once was a man named Drew
He went to a club called "Clue"
He got shot by a man
thrown in a van
and mugged by a man in Peru
by:Austin J and Johnathan R
ReplyDeleteThere was a fat guy who was weird
He said "I have to show my beard
All around the whole world"
The man never hurled
At no other person's nasty beard
Once there was an old lady
ReplyDeleteShe drove a chevy mersadies
So she hopped in her car
and drove very far
and she came back with a baby named Sadie
matthew dahlke got pwned
ReplyDeletethe candy really owned
not eating candy
isnt very dandy
get out candy he moaned